Don't get too comfortable with who you are at any given time - you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be.
-- Jon Bon Jovi

Speak Dog. Speak.

Why do I always feel like someone is watching me?When my dog is barking at me through the window when I’m leaving in the morning, I sometimes wonder if rather than saying, “Mommy, don’t leave me!”, what he’s really saying is “God, your butt looks really fat in that outfit!”


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